I figured out the BMW the Chevy Real People, Not Actors™ think the Malibu looks like

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 07/31/2017 at 19:43 • Filed to: None

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Today I happened to see a Chevy Malibu after I had been thinking about certain larger BMWs, thanks to this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . And it hit me, like a ton of bricks: Chevy Real People, Not Actors™ can see into the future .

Little did we know that when Chevy filmed those Real People, Not Actors™ ads we all hate so much, the Real People, Not Actors™ had also been shown the BMW 6 Series Gran Turismo.

It’s the same rear quarter window, just a little bit bigger on the 6 GT.

This rear quarter window is literally the only possible explanation for those Chevy Real People, Not Actors™ thinking the Malibu looks like a BMW. Or an Audi, or Mercedes, or whatever premium German brand they thought it looked like. I’m not going to subject myself to re-watching Malibu Real People, Not Actors™ commercials to confirm whether or not one of those stupid annoying fuckers actually said the Malibu looks like a BMW.

They just knew the 6 Gran Turismo was on the way and this was their way of telling us about our impending large bloated hatchback BMW Honda Crosstour 6 Gran Turismo.

Bask in the glory of cargo space. Which, incidentally, is much more than a Chevy Malibu.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Textured Soy Protein 07/31/2017 at 19:50

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It’s because Chevy things you’re stupid.

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Textured Soy Protein 07/31/2017 at 20:46

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Textured Soy Protein > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 07/31/2017 at 20:53

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LA LA LA I’M NOT WATCHING IT

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Textured Soy Protein 07/31/2017 at 21:04

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No watch it trust me watch it. Then watch this one

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 07/31/2017 at 21:04

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No watch it trust me then watch this one

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 07/31/2017 at 21:09

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Watch the Buick commercial they just released

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner 07/31/2017 at 21:10

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That one was hilarious

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > Textured Soy Protein 07/31/2017 at 21:10

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The Audi they thought the Malibu looks like is the a7 (kinda obvious)

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Textured Soy Protein 07/31/2017 at 21:16

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I think it looks like the old BMW Sonata

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Textured Soy Protein 07/31/2017 at 21:19

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merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > Textured Soy Protein 07/31/2017 at 21:44

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Yeah, mahk is the best real person

ranwhenparked > Textured Soy Protein 07/31/2017 at 21:52

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OK, so, which Acura do the people in the Mazda commercial think the 6 looks like?